Wherein I vomit in the back of my mouth, just a bit
Private 3 is sitting on the sofa, watching Saturday morning cartoons. This is the children’s favorite day of the week. The only morning they can get up, and watch and hour or two of mindless drivel.
Everyone’s snuggled in under the blanket. BIG GINORMOUS sneeze from 5 year old Private 3. He graciously covers his mouth and nose upon eruption.
And then he. licks. his. hand.
Why does he lick his hand? Well, it was spattered with snot, of course. Wouldn’t want to miss a minute of Spongebob to get a tissue, now would we.
You should send me emails as when would be a good time NOT to read your blog - note of reminder: I. have. morning. sickness!
Comment by SmockLady — April 30, 2006 @ 3:10 pm
Oh, EWWWWWWWWWWWW! Can’t wait for that boy of mine to get bigger, he already thinks it’s just a hoot to pick his boogers and wipe them on someone! He gets the most devlish grin ever!
Comment by Gem — April 30, 2006 @ 3:31 pm