Happy Monday
I’ll be here:
A. Trying to find the bank statement that was just at my computer, and is now not.
B. Folding laundry
C. Detoxing the children from the grandparents’.
D. Maybe finally making that volcano.
E. Telling the Colonel to chill it. Not over do it.
F. Getting the old Previa to the local parking lot where everybody and their dog tries to sell their car.
and
G. Teaching Private 3 the Oscar Meyer jingle, so he’ll win the current competition and get to be on TV. From there, he’ll be nationally recognized as the beautiful, precocious talent he is, (you’re not allowed to steal this idea, it’s just for us and the the rest of America) and offers from L.A. and New York will start pouring in, and then, he’ll make us rich rich rich. Mua haaa haaaa haaaaaa. After all, look what I’ve done for him all these years.
