Please God, Let This Be the Last Time I Ever Invoke the Name Britney
Britney Spears. Oh. My. Gosh. She’s on Matt Lauer’s show, Dateline, explaining that she’s not a redneck. Not cheap. Not sold out. So happy.
Then what is THIS outfit? She’s showing everything but the nips in this top, on the show, trying to prove herself as serious, with Matt Lauer.
On the show, her boobs are carrying on their own interview. Which, trust me, is fine with me. I’m jealous of the boobs. But to be trying to be serious? Wear more of a top, dammit! It isn’t hard.
Look, I don’t have a profound point. Or anything earth-shattering to share. I’m just looking at a chick, crying about how she’s not taken seriously, while her pregnant boobs spill out of low-cut peasant top, to Matt Lauer, while they all four get national attention. Let’s not even mention how much leg is showing, pretty much all the way up to the hoo-hoo. Fine. Again. But she want’s to be understood. I’m just saying, these choices are stupid. At least, hon, bring the top up a few inches. That’s all. Unfortunately, these things send a message. She knows this. Surely.
And oh, stop cracking the chewing gum. There’s nothing wrong with it, but it doesn’t help the overall-non-redneck persona. Really. Cracking gum, with your boobies about to pop out into Matt Lauer’s face, puleeze. Not a good choice for a national interview.
She wants to be taken seriously? What planet is she recording on? Good gosh, gotto go, I’m nearly blinded by the flesh taking up the TV screen. Britney. I have no judgement. Just help yourself. Help yourself.
*edited to add
And tone down that hair a notch. For all your money, it doesn’t have to look like it comes out of a bottle of Clorox. This would help. You really are not maximizing your very pretty, natural self.
**as if Britney would ever see this…what kind of moron am I? Methinks I need to get a life.
WOW. I don’t know what to say. I don’t understand it. I feel sorry for her on all levels. Let’s just say, she looks *very* different than she used to (except for the trampy part). I don’t understand with all her money, etc., how she could get away looking like that. It has to be that she *wants* to look like that on purpose. Why else??? I don’t believe she is *that* clueless. Is she??
Comment by Rie — June 17, 2006 @ 4:16 pm
She said she was proud to be a redneck. So she iether really IS that clueless or just doesn’t care.
Comment by SmockLady — June 19, 2006 @ 4:36 pm
It looks almost like she is on her way to Walmart! And the cheesy look on her face. Poor girl.
Comment by Traci — June 21, 2006 @ 2:01 pm