Captain Me Planet

I’m inspirationless.  Maybe because I’ve been doing writing for a site called BellaOnline.  Not for pay, unless you count the ad dollars I might receive once I figure out how to set all that up.  But they are calling me the Pregnancy Editor. 

I sort of like that title.   My site is here.  One of about 400 they host.  Not sure the pic is all that flattering, but yall, I love everything about women’s health, and pregnancy in general, so this is a fun place to be.  Heh, I get to be called an expert, and editor.  All in one place.  Not bad for never working in my chosen major -journalism- one day in my life.  Sorry about that, mom and dad.

One of my jobs is to find, and list as resources, links that are really good.  In many areas, like books, baby names, breastfeeding, fitness while pregnant, prenatal testing, nausea, birth plans…you name it.  If it relates to pregnancy at all, and you really dig it, send me the link.  I’m going to be spending an inordinate amount of time on the web if I have to find bunches of sources by myself! 

So, I’ve been sitting at the laptop quite a bit the last couple of weeks, going through their training course and getting the site transfered over from the last editor.  When I feel inspired to write something here, I will.  It should be soon.  But not this weekend.  My fingers are tired. 

The mixture of Goo Gone and Melaleuca’s PreSpot, removed the washed in, dried in sugarless grape bubblegum.  And saved Private 2’s little life. 

It also removed all the dried on bubblegum in my dryer, that wall all over the barrel, and in the lint trap.  Fun time here, that was. 

And on the poked with scissors eyeball of our 5 year old?  Seems to only be a nice red spot.  Should heal on it’s own, right? 

 

note:  On Melaleuca…I DO NOT get into these types of businesses.  I am wary of any product line that will need to be sold to the "friends and family" you already have.  But my dear friend Shelli convinced me to just let her put me in her rep line, I signed on to buy their stuff, and I really, really like it.  If you have a desperate stain, and want to try PreSpot, I’ll connect you with her.  I’m not selling, just buying.  She is wonderful, and these products actually are very very good.  I figured that bubblegum was going ot KO our new spring/summer clothing, and the Goo Gone did not do it by itself, as it said it would. 

I’ll also vouch for their SPF lip balm, and Relief Lotion.  Good Stuff. 

I’ll be here:

A.  Trying to find the bank statement that was just at my computer, and is now not. 

B.  Folding laundry

C.  Detoxing the children from the grandparents’.

D.  Maybe finally making that volcano.

E.  Telling the Colonel to chill it.  Not over do it.

F.  Getting the old Previa to the local parking lot where everybody and their dog tries to sell their car.

and

G.  Teaching Private 3 the Oscar Meyer jingle, so he’ll win the current competition and get to be on TV.  From there, he’ll be nationally recognized as the beautiful, precocious talent he is, (you’re not allowed to steal this idea, it’s just for us and the the rest of America) and offers from L.A. and New York will start pouring in, and then, he’ll make us rich rich rich.  Mua haaa haaaa haaaaaa.  After all, look what I’ve done for him all these years.